I was at lunch, showing them the pictures I uploaded to Tumblr last night on my phone and I may have sent the wrong message…

Me: Here’s Martin Freeman on The Office, the British version. He’s so cute! Isn’t he cute?? Look at him!

My friends: “….”

Me: And here he’s kissing this guy on The Office! Look at his face in the last picture! HE’S SO HILARIOUS.

My friends: Uhh…?!

Me: Here’s something I reblogged. This is Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman on Sherlock. Martin’s a bit older here, still cute though.

My friends: 

Me [giggling]: And -Oh my gosh- look at these screenshots I took of The Office… He’s so funny!

My friends: Oh my god—?!?

Me: And I got a bunch of pix of him bumming some guy in Ali G Indahouse! LOL!

My friends: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING, RACHAEL?!?!

Me [thinking during swim practice]: Oh god almost all those pictures implied that Martin Freeman radiates flaming rainbows and that I love him because of that.

Not gay, guys! (Except for Sherlock.)

This is what happens when I watch 6 hours of Martin Freeman on The Office within a 24-hour period.

Sorry, Sherls! I might just marry this man before you do!

Martin Freeman is a bloody riot on The Office!!

I’m giggling like a little school girl.

Martin Freeman,

1. The Office (U.K.)
2. Star Trek: The Original Series
3. Star Trek: The Next Generation
4. Dexter
5. Sherlock

1. Who is your favorite character in 2?

Spock. Bones is a close second.

2. Who is your least favorite character in 1?

David Brent. I don’t really care for Ricky Gervais, I’m just watching the series for Martin Freeman <3

3. What’s your favorite episode of 4?

Probably 4.8, Road Kill. I was a huge fan of John Lithgow before I even knew he was the Trinity Killer on Dexter and I just thought this was a super-cute bonding episode between a couple of my favorite actors.

4. What is your favorite season of 5?

Season 2

5. What’s your favorite relationship in 3?

Data and Geordi. BFFs forever!

6.Who is your anti-relationship in 2?

Kirk and Spock! STOP SLASHING THEM! SPONES IS SO OBVIOUS! KIRK LIKES SLUTTY GIRLS! SPOCK IS TOO INTELLECTUAL FOR HIM!

7. How long have you watched 1?

I spent about 3 hours watching the first season earlier today :0

8. How did you become interested in 3?

Saw a lot of Star Trek stuff all over the internet and it seemed like something I could get into so I watched the first three series straight-through, in order.

9. Who is your favorite actor in 4?

John Lithgow! He did really amazing.

10. Which show do you prefer 1, 2, or 5?

Sherlock :)

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of 1 or 3?

Star Trek: The Next Generation (I’ve only watched the first season of The Office. I’ve watched all seasons of ST:TNG!)

12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

Dexter. He has his life figured out better than I do.

13. Would a 3/4 crossover work?

No.. Probably not… but I bet it’d be pretty interesting so see someone try!

14. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple.

Mycroft and Lestrade. A lot of people ship them already, but I always thought it was one of the weirdest ships I’d ever heard of… I think it’s grown on me though :)

15. Overall, which show has the better cast, 3 or 5?

Ehh, Sherlock I think.

16. Which has the better theme music, 2 or 4?

Definitely Star Trek: The Original Series. It’s my ringtone!!