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this is how doctor newton geiszler and doctor hermann gottlieb’s correspondence actually started
also i don’t fucking know SCIENCE so i just bullshit some stuff
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THIS IS PERFECTION
I wasn’t expecting that. I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING. my day has been made.
Apparently, Burger King in Japan now offers a black burger.
If Elim Garak from Star Trek Deep Space 9 were to buy one, it would be an obsidian order.
they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.
(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)
Yep. That happened to Nightcrawler.
JUST BROKE SOMETHING IN MY BODY WITH THE RESTRAINED SNORT I JUST MADE LIKE I’M NOT EVEN IMAGINING A LIFE-SIZED BAGEL I’M SEEING A REAL NORMAL BAGEL JUST SMUSHED INTO ONE OF THE FOOT-PADS WITH A HELMET GENTLY PLACED ON TOP OF IT.
WHEN THEY DRIFT HE RE-LIVES THE TRAUMA OF THE OVEN AND IT SEES HIM EATING A BAGEL AND ITS JUST TOO MUCH AND THE BAGEL FIRES THE PLASMA CANNON
Peter and Loki trying to use each other’s powers - Ultimate Spider-Man 3x01