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dannystjohnssoftshittyart:

original is from here
this is how doctor newton geiszler and doctor hermann gottlieb’s correspondence actually started
also i don’t fucking know SCIENCE so i just bullshit some stuff

ohmygawd

so-i-did-this-thing:

dannystjohnssoftshittyart:

original is from here

this is how doctor newton geiszler and doctor hermann gottlieb’s correspondence actually started

also i don’t fucking know SCIENCE so i just bullshit some stuff

ohmygawd

put this under terrible text posts

Source: global-heating

put this under terrible text posts

Source: global-heating

davidytenny-ovariesexplodeywodey:

sherlockontheimpala:

nyxocity:

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THIS IS PERFECTION

I wasn’t expecting that. I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING. my day has been made.

trevsplace:

Apparently, Burger King in Japan now offers a black burger. If Elim Garak from Star Trek Deep Space 9 were to buy one, it would be an obsidian order.

trevsplace:

Apparently, Burger King in Japan now offers a black burger.
If Elim Garak from Star Trek Deep Space 9 were to buy one, it would be an obsidian order.

soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.
(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)


#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’ #hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like #…sniffle #okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott says yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married

soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

havemanymonkeys:

Yep.  That happened to Nightcrawler.

havemanymonkeys:

Yep.  That happened to Nightcrawler.

Can you imagine tho. Tendo piloting a jaeger and his drift partner is just a bagel.

purplebeards:

JUST BROKE SOMETHING IN MY BODY WITH THE RESTRAINED SNORT I JUST MADE LIKE I’M NOT EVEN IMAGINING A LIFE-SIZED BAGEL I’M SEEING A REAL NORMAL BAGEL JUST SMUSHED INTO ONE OF THE FOOT-PADS WITH A HELMET GENTLY PLACED ON TOP OF IT.

WHEN THEY DRIFT HE RE-LIVES THE TRAUMA OF THE OVEN AND IT SEES HIM EATING A BAGEL AND ITS JUST TOO MUCH AND THE BAGEL FIRES THE PLASMA CANNON

effyeahultimatespiderman:

Peter and Loki trying to use each other’s powers - Ultimate Spider-Man 3x01